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mad-maddie:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

kostyantyn:

why would you bake a guinea pig into a muffin you monster?!?

transfiguration class is going well thanks for asking

IS THAT TIM HORTONS IT IS

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE DOUBLE DOUBLE

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thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

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"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

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puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

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kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

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clear-as-a-bell:

does anyone else see this or is it just me

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ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

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thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

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georgeslays:

It’s Prince George’s first birthday today and within a year he has already become better than all of us. Bow down. 

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kateordie:

nerdygirllove:

tristamateer:

Hey, everybody! My book Honeybee is currently available for purchase through CreateSpace, Amazon, and directly from me! It’s 108 pages of aggressively personal poetry: a year of breaking up and making up and breaking up again, a year of misplaced blame and learning slow acceptance, a year of letting go.

I hope you enjoy it! As always, thanks for reading.

I suggest everyone buy this book. I have been following this wonderful girls tumblr for a while and reading her personal thoughts and poems for a very long time now and I am definitely adding this to my amazon wishlist.

^ The poetry book from the writer of that last ask, and someone I’ve known and liked on tumblr for years. Check it out, won’t you?

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